Last night in a haze of boredom, I got on a dating site in search for the ever allusive male. Instead of searching for the “bubba” of my life, I went to the test section. After two hours of taking at least a dozen tests I have come up with who I am and what I need.
I started with some simple tests — like What Country Do You Belong In, and low and behold I should be in the Ukraine! Confusing, I thought till I took more tests and unraveled the real mystery to my quest. I took the Philosophy test and found I relate most to Edmund Husserl the father of phenomenology! Yes, you read that right, phenomenology! And you ask what the hell is that? Simply the disciplined study of the human experience. I can so relate! My Taste In Art test shows I am a non-conformist, a visionary, and independent. Yes well we all know that! Then for fun I took the Angel test to see which one I am most attracted to and it came up with Archangel Jeremiel, whom I have never heard of. Seems he appears to clarify our visions and help our dreams become lucid. He is there when you are taking an inventory of your life. Now who is in China figuring out her life and just had a dream/vision about how to attract a soul-mate? Clarify Jeremiel, clarify!
On to the Perception Personality test, and I am a trailblazer, a lover of nature looking for the little hidden treasures in life and how that is effected by the details of life. I am Aphrodite in the Greek God test, now that got a bit scary. Then lastly and the most important test, the Reincarnation Placement test! When I come back where is the most likely point of placement? Yes, the Gypsy Camp! I will be placed with a hardy gypsy family, where at last I will fit in! The road my home, the horses my family, dancing before I can walk and I can wear shiny things! Here I will find my oasis of compatibility in an unbalanced world. After reading this I know all is right in my world.
Just for grins I took the What Kind of Man Turns You On and to my surprise it is an exotic bad-ass! Yes the masculine Greek god, exotic and mysterious type and a total bad-ass! Kind of a shocker, looking out of this conservative sweet facade. Then it flashed before my eyes, what kind of men did I marry? Well yes, the bass-asses or bad asses or ass-aholics, all one in the same! And maybe I need to look for something a bit different in the Ukraine! I googled the Ukraine and low and behold it is the home of the gypsies!
Does someone see a meaning here? I do, but then I am being phenomenological!